Week 3: Limerick

There were just two limericks received so I shall just post them here for you to enjoy. It seems it all goes on here and I recon I know who at least one of these is about… 

Firstly:

There was a young girl from White Grit
Who was trying hard to get fit
She went out for a run
And got burnt in the sun
Now feels a bit of a twit!

And also:

There was an old man from Priest Weston
Who went out with only his vest on.
The local PC
Said “What’s this oi see?”
“Get some pants on before I arrest un!”